How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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