Nicole vs. Life
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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