gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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