I wanna passion pit in your ass
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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