I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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