I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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