why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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