She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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