I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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