My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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