Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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