Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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