you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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