Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i barfeds in our rink
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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