If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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