I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
