the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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