I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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