the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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