I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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