please come you make the beer taste better
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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