Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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