he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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