I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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