What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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