last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I came so hard my ears popped.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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