I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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