Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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