I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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