wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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