Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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