do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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