Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I wear drunk well.
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