id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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