I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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