elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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