If i come over, it means nothing
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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