In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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