Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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