i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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