You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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