i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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