Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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