32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
And the cops told us we were all naked.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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