the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Girls should come with a carfax report
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
