it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Your penis caused this!
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