seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Pants are for mortals
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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