dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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