he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
it's like iHOP with fire
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
this is an emotional support booty call
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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