Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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