I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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