Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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