no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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