it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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